PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And the